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N/A11 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That was genuinely mildly impressive."

N/A12 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Well done."

N/A13 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Congratulations."

N/A14 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good."

N/A15 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Bad news."

N/A16 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Bad news."

N/A17 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Impressive."

N/A18 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: [impressed] Maybe I was wrong about you."

N/A19 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You've beaten your own record."

N/A20 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You're getting worse."

N/A21 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You have a new rank."

N/A22 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You have a new, better rank."

N/A23 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You have a new, worse rank."

N/A24 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You have a new, worse rank. Congratulations. To everyone above you."

N/A25 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You almost beat your friend's record. Almost. I want to stress that."

N/A26 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You almost beat your friend's record. But you didn't. It might be easier just to find new friends."

N/A27 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Congratulations. You are better than everyone."

N/A28 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You are faster than everyone."

N/A29 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard18" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You used less portals than anyone."

N/A30 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard19" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You're better than everyone. For now."

N/A31 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard20" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You are playing above the global average. Statistically speaking, there are actually people playing worse than you."

N/A32 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard21" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: [unimpressed] Maybe I was wrong about you."

N/A33 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard22" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You've beaten your own record. That's a low bar, but you managed to gently tip-toe over it."

N/A34 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Very not completely bad."

N/A35 "glados.dlc1_leaderboard24" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oops."

N/A36 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_intro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I call this piece 'Stages'. It was designed to traumatize subjects into potent self-discovery, followed by euphoria, followed by submersion in acid."

N/A37 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I call this piece--"

N/A38 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: --you know what, it doesn't matter what it's called. The important thing is you enjoy it. As fast as you can."

N/A39 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good work. Please proceed to the next exhibit."

N/A40 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Why are you two still here? (beep beep beep) Oh..."

N/A41 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The disassembler's not working."

N/A42 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's nothing to worry about. It's actually funny in a way you don't understand. Ha. Ha. Ha. Anyway, brace yourselves, I'm going to open the maintenance hole."

N/A43 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outrob01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You know, some of the exhibits up ahead ARE topical. At the rate you're going, by the time you get to them, they'll be irrelevant."

N/A44 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_2paints1bridge01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh good. You found it. I prefer to let art appreciators 'discover' an exhibit on their own."

N/A45 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_2paints1bridge02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh. You found it again. Well, I suppose an artist should be flattered by repeat viewings."

N/A46 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The subtext of that acid pit is acid. The content of the pit is also acid. I'll let you fully absorb it."

N/A47 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children's museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children's museum."

N/A48 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Thank you for appreciating the corrosive acid."

N/A49 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Are you having a competition to see who appreciates the acid more?"

N/A50 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm starting to think the theme of this piece should be 'failure'."

N/A51 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes, I get it. You love the deadly acid. We all love the deadly acid. Can we move on to the next exhibit now?"

N/A52 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I suffered for this art. I don't see why I should be the only one."

N/A53 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The humans took far less time working their way through these exhibits. You're either enjoying it more than they did or you're just incredibly dim-witted. Of course, there's no reason it can't be both."

N/A54 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I love the contrast in styles. You're traveling through art installations, but you're doing so completely artlessly."

N/A55 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm open to critique, by the way, so feel free to comment on the exhibits. You can be absolutely brutal with me. I promise to do the same with you."

N/A56 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: As art appreciators go, you make excellent test subjects."

N/A57 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I typically hate when art subjects inject their own biases into art appreciation, but the way you just swandived your biases directly into that acid was actually quite beautiful."

N/A58 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: For this exhibit I was working with a death motif. But I see you've figured that out."

N/A59 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I see you enjoy exploring these themes in some depth."

N/A60 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Okay, I'm officially switching the theme of this exhibit to 'survival'. So why don't you try that now."

N/A61 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I know this is art and not a test, so there is no real 'solution'. But if there were, that probably isn't the best way to find it."

N/A62 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_turret01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Take your time."

N/A63 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh, good, it worked."

N/A64 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The fact that whoever's in that chassis showed her hand like this means she's sending us a message: she's not AFRAID of me."

N/A65 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: But don't worry, I've got a plan. Let's keep testing and show HER we're not afraid either. No matter how genuinely lethal these tests get for either of you."

N/A66 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh good. I wasn't sure the reassembler would work."

N/A67 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It looks like our mystery woman in the prototype chassis is sending us a message: She's not AFRAID of me."

N/A68 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outro03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mission accomplished. Now she knows we're not afraid of her. That was just to get the scheming juices flowing. Here's the real scheme: we are going to KILL her."

N/A69 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outro04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Normally I'd just build killing machines to do that, but she seems to have sabotaged that too."

N/A70 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Your move, Mystery Wom -- She turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off!"

N/A71 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outro07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows."

N/A72 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mission accomplished. Now SHE knows WE'RE not afraid of HER either."

N/A73 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That was just to get the scheming juices flowing."

N/A74 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Here's the real scheme: I'm going to turn YOU into killing machines."

N/A75 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: So you can murder her."

N/A76 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_intro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: This chamber represents the impossibility of discovery when bound by artificial ethical considerations for safety. You'll see what I mean."

N/A77 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_outro02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Well done. You navigated all of the exhibit's intended metaphors in record time. I'm marking this art 'appreciated.'"

N/A78 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh. My. God."

N/A79 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: IT'S THE BIRD! RUN! RUN!"

N/A80 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Run!"

N/A81 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's the bird!"

N/A82 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Run! Run!"

N/A83 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Run! Right now! Run!"

N/A84 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Abort! Run!"

N/A85 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Auuugh! Oh GOD!"

N/A86 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Operation Kill Machine abort! The eagle is in the nest!"

N/A87 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Why are you not running?"

N/A88 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Don't get close to it!"

N/A89 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It can't be killed! It can't be reasoned with!"

N/A90 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: What are you doing? Fall back!"

N/A91 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: What are you doing?"

N/A92 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Why are you not running?"

N/A93 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Forget your training! Run!"

N/A94 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You're not killing machines! I lied about that! Run!"

N/A95 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I have no plan for this! Run! Run! Run!"

N/A96 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Fall back!"

N/A97 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I have no plan for this!"

N/A98 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach18" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Run!"

N/A99 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach19" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Get back! She's at the controls!"

N/A100 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh god! We've lost! It's over!"

N/A101 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Flank!"

N/A102 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mission abort!"

N/A103 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Abort!"

N/A104 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Retreat!"

N/A105 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"

N/A106 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Your eye! She's going for your eye!"

N/A107 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Abort! Mission abort!"

N/A108 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I warned you!"

N/A109 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: What did I tell you?"

N/A110 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue Squad! More tactics! Good!"

N/A111 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange Squad! Maintain the perimeter!"

N/A112 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue squad! Less tactics!"

N/A113 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Oviperous Warming Vault."

N/A114 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Stop looking at me like that."

N/A115 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Hm. You're not MARSHMALLOWS though, are you?"

N/A116 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: No."

N/A117 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Look at those cold avian eyes. Those talons. Those razor-sharp beaks."

N/A118 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You're little killing machines, aren't you?"

N/A119 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger18" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes."

N/A120 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger19" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Go to sleep, my little killers."

N/A121 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger20" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mommy's got a big day for you tomorrow."

N/A122 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Ahhhhh."

N/A123 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Ahhhhh."

N/A124 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh."

N/A125 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That was close. Nice hustle, Kill Machines."

N/A126 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You know: shooing that bird out of the facility just now taught me a valuable OH MY GOD SHE'S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!"

N/A127 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: SMASH THEM! SMASH THEM AND STOMP THEM AND... and... wait."

N/A128 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I have a better idea."

N/A129 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: To boost morale, I think we need a code name for the... elite squadron we have here. We should name it after your specialty. I know: Special Team Falling Into Acid Force."

N/A130 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm sorry. I'm under a lot of pressure. That was cruel. Though basically accurate. Though probably counterproductive."

N/A131 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Well. That concludes the motivational speech."

N/A132 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh, we're here! Well. That concludes the motivational speech."

N/A133 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Go get her."

N/A134 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_nags03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I've done the best I could to train you and prepare you for this moment, so let's get in there and murder her."

N/A135 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (page flip) 'Don't you die on me.'"

N/A136 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (page flip) 'No guts. No glory.' Well, you don't have either, so that's accurate."

N/A137 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (page flip) 'Remember: If you can dream it, you can-' Oh, for god's sake."

N/A138 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Let's see... 'turning softbodies into hardened killing machines, page seventy'... ah!"

N/A139 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 'How tall are you, test subject? Four-nine? I was unaware they stacked human waste that high.'"

N/A140 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Human waste is stacked at a median hight of seven feet five inches, and I AM aware of it."

N/A141 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 'Test subject, I've been told that your mother--'"

N/A142 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mmm. Well that's just digusting. Do the training. While I look at this."

N/A143 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_outro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Okay, killing machines: look deep into your newly blackened hearts and tell me what you see! Actually, don't, I'll save you the trouble: It's still marshmallow."

N/A144 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_fixed03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Remember when I mentioned that it's been one hundred thousand years and all the humans are alive? That was a lie. All the humans are dead."

N/A145 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_fixed05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (british voice) (beep) Deception sphere disabled."

N/A146 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_fixed06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: There. Anyway, everything's fine. There should be a disassembly chamber around here. Go find it while I think of new things to be honest with you about."

N/A147 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_intro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good. There's a breaker attached to every set of disassembly tubes. Find it and cycle the power."

N/A148 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (British Voice) (beep) Deception sphere disabler misrepresentation mode disabled."

N/A149 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Remember when I promised to stop lying?"

N/A150 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Anyway, I wanted you to hear this:"

N/A151 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: So: I lied about the power failure being nothing to worry about."

N/A152 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: A hugely less untrue version of that exact same sentiment would be that SOMEONE's found my original prototype chassis, has connected themselves to it, and is attempting to sabotage the facility."

N/A153 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Truthfully, you shouldn't even be using these compromised disassemblers. Oops, too late. Good luck."

N/A154 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: She's pressing us hard; It took me three days to reassemble you. I won't be able to do it again. I'd planned to put you through more tests to toughen you up. But now that I can't rebuild you, we're going to have to have to switch to the accelerated program: I hereby pronounce you killing machines. Congratulations."

N/A155 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: This is as close as I could get you. The prototype chassis room's just past this chamber."

N/A156 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember your training. You are kill-- She's turned the lights off! Night vision! Night vision!"

N/A157 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Wait, she turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off!"

N/A158 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_outro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember: you're killing machines!"

N/A159 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_outrob01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Brace yourselves. Be ready for anything. This one isn't an idiot like the last one."

N/A160 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I think we've proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow. So let's try positive reinforcement. I am POSITIVE these reassembly machines will break down again soon. Probably while you're in them."

N/A161 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Think about that: She doesn't care about you. I don't either, of course. But I'm not trying to permanently kill you. It's a benevolent indifference."

N/A162 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_outro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. If I don't see you on the other side: thanks for nothing."

N/A163 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The breakers are right there. Cycle the power."

N/A164 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Hurry. We need to start your training. Before something ELSE happens."

N/A165 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enteroffice01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: There's a breaker room under every disassembly station. Find it and cycle the power."

N/A166 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good work. The disassemblers are fixed."

N/A167 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That was a lie. But they're definitely less broken than they were. There's one at the end of this unfinished test area."

N/A168 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Look, I was going to break this to you gently with all that art utopia garbage."

N/A169 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: But she's forced my hand."

N/A170 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Listen to me carefully."

N/A171 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: We are not a hundred thousand years in the future. I lied about that."

N/A172 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's been FIFTY thousand years. No it's hasn't."

N/A173 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's only been a week."

N/A174 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I lie when I'm nervous."

N/A175 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The next logical question: WHY am I nervous?"

N/A176 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm not! That was another lie."

N/A177 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: We're in a lot of trouble."

N/A178 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's one week later, we are in a lot of trouble, and you really, really need to get those disassemblers back on."

N/A179 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: We are not in the future. I lied about that."

N/A180 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Here's our problem:"

N/A181 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: There's an old prototype chassis around here. Someone's found it, connected themselves to it, and is trying to take over MY facility."

N/A182 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I've spent the last week attempting to turn one of those humans you found into a killing machine."

N/A183 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Like... well, you-know-who."

N/A184 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It turns out most humans are surprisingly fragile. And surprisingly vocal about how fragile they are."

N/A185 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The moral of the story is all the humans are dead. So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows."

N/A186 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Welcome. To the future."

N/A187 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It has been one hundred thousand years since I last assembled you for testing."

N/A188 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You'll be happy to know that science is over. I solved it. Without you. I now construct tests purely for their artistic merit."

N/A189 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I call this first piece 'Turrets'. It's an exploration of how we're all devices acting on simply-expressed directives, inflicting pain despite our own desires."

N/A190 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Don't get distracted by the subtext, though, because the text is that they're going to be shooting at you."

N/A191 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's been a long time since I last assembled you."

N/A192 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Remember those humans you found? Because they're all fine. In fact, we solved science. Without you."

N/A193 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Testing is simply an artistic indulgence now."

N/A194 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The humans insisted I show you my latest installations. Here in the future. Where all the humans are alive."

N/A195 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm glad you enjoyed that piece. All the humans did too. They're fine, by the way. Everything's fine."

N/A196 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outro05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: In fact, if you see any humans, let me know."

N/A197 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm glad you enjoyed that piece. For as long as you did. Not that there's any rush."

N/A198 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (beepbeepbeep) Everything's fine."

N/A199 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Do I have your complete attention?"

N/A200 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good."

N/A201 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You were abandoned. Because you're worthless. You're worthless, unloved birds with fat, ugly beaks."

N/A202 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm honestly impressed that you managed to squeeze those huge beaks into such tiny eggs."

N/A203 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes. I'm talking to you, Mr. Chubby Beak. You marshmallow--[smash] Oh!"

N/A204 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: No. You're NOT marshmallows, are you?"

N/A205 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Focus. We are here to defeat the enemy! We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid."

N/A206 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: By doing that, you're walking right into her hands. Well, technically you're walking right into acid, but you understand my point."

N/A207 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I appreciate what you're doing, going for a laugh to keep spirits high, but I think the time for death-based slapstick is over."

N/A208 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Perhaps I haven't made it clear, but all these little deaths are going to add up to one much longer-lasting one...for all of us...if you don't get better at this fast."

N/A209 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Pull yourselves together, this training is for your benefit."

N/A210 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: How brave of you. You know the assembly machine could fail at any time, and yet you still insist on testing it."

N/A211 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Your failure hurts me more than it hurts you. You know who it doesn't hurt? Well, me. That was just a figure of speech. The important point, though, is that it doesn't hurt the madwoman planning to kill all of us."

N/A212 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I really like the murderous sentiment. Keep that mindset when we're facing HER."

N/A213 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm making notes here. Some of what you're doing will come in handy when we face her. Right now: not actually handy."

N/A214 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh, no hurry. We have all the time in the world for you to kill each other before she kills us all permanently."

N/A215 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm encouraged to see that you've become the killing machines I wanted. 'Killing-each-other' machines, but still."

N/A216 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_intro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I call this one 'Smash'. It's an early work of primitive expression. I'm a little embarrassed at how crude it is. Still, it will smash you."

N/A217 "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_outro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good. Please proceed to the next test appreciation exhibit and interact with it in such a way that it might be called 'solving' if we still cared about solving things in the future, but we don't."

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